I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
Part one of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.
as a bisexual, i can confirm all of these
"average person eats 8 bisexuals a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 bisexuls per year. Bisexual Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.
Anything to knock junior-high students down a peg or two.
I’VE BEEN STARING AT THIS FOR 2 MINUTES AND 44 SECONDS AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS NOW I’M JUST MAD
I’M AT 5:50 AND IT’S STILL COUNTING
THAT’S A GIF RIGHT? IT NEEDS TO RESTART AT SOME POINT AND I WILL BE THERE TO WATCH IT!!! 8:39
MY HOPES WERE ON 10:00 BUT I GUESS IT WAS WRONG OF ME… 11:13
GUYS ITS 12 HOURS LONG
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT
At first glance I thought this was spades slick and dad egbert and I was very confused.
reblogging because same
im still confused what the fuck is this
it’s someone’s shadow walking them around OPPOSITE DAY~!
I thought it was Slick and Problem Sleuth….