Something Witty (maybe)

So, hello dear Tumblr folk!
I post things that are amusing to me.

I love all sorts of things (the animes, Doctor Who, theatre, One Piece, Homestuck, Adventure Time, .... eh lots more).. I hope you find them amusing too!


Maybe a tad on me?
I'm a double major (Japanese and Theatre Ed for the win!)
Ah... from a lovely town that has absolutely nothing, and kinda annoying to live here, which is why after graduating, I'm getting myself and my booty out of Indiana/America to teach overseas! Yeah!

So, I hope we can all be buddies, or at least tolerate and love the crap out of each other!

calgaras:

Can we take a moment to appreciate how weird some of the D. holders’ names sound when you don’t include the initial?

Monkey Luffy.

Monkey Garp.

Monkey Dragon.

Portgas Ace.

Weird.

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Summer of workout:
I’ve been doing a strength training class since May.
I’m not seeing lots of physical results yet, so it is discouraging. BUT I can tell I am getting stronger and clothes are fitting better. (I CAN PICK UP MY COSPLAY PARTNER. I NEED TO GET STRONGER SO CAN CARRY HER ABOUT STILL)

I’m trying a cycling class today after my normal workout… Don’t know how that is going to go. But my kid brother is being super nice.

Maybe I’ll post before and after pictures in a year. I want Summer 2014 and Summer 2015 be transformative for me.

Any suggestions on other things I could try?

mstrmagnolia:

Dreams of being a firefighter

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memosfromlevigraveyard:

This is an announcement that all incoming cadets are required to attend a health seminar this coming Monday, presented by present squad members on the topic of human reproduction (because apparently Shadis didn’t think to cover such a topic, not that I can blame him after meeting you all.) While I understand that you’re all pretty knowledgeable about the ins and outs (haha) of the subject, I have overheard too many conversations laced with untrue advice, comments on “not catching the pregnant”, ect. that I felt the need to intervene. The following guidelines are to be observed:

- You are to conduct yourselves as adults during the presentation and use medically acceptable terms for the human sex organs; the second I hear you using the phrase “my little titan slayer” i’m scrawling “penis” on your forehead in permanent marker.

- No one is to ask any of the squad members about their own sexual history. Not because it’s rude but because I don’t want to be there all day/not be able to look any of them in the eye again.

- Auruo is not allowed to lecture on the topic of sexually transmitted diseases; we’re trying to educate them, not get them to swear an oath of celibacy.

- Ladies, should Mike approach you and offer to give you a “practical demonstration”, just say no. I don’t care how luxurious and full his mustache is, you can all probably do better.

- Despite being our leading scientist, Hanji is not permitted to participate anymore. Attempting to demonstrate sexual positions with the use of her previous titan test subjects may be the single most disturbing moment of my life and I directly credit it with the instability of several of our former scouts.

Sincerely,

Lance Corporal Levi

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Homestuck,
coloUrs and mayhem: Universe A

alexanderperchov:

if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

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Squabblers

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purpurart:

gosh I’m finally done w/ this (hopefully this hasn’t been done already??)

an anon requested some frobin so I thought ‘hey why not make a mini comic of them? and this idea was born because this ship makes me happy u//u//u

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trafalgars-law:

Momma mingo looking out for his chicks

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